Drama

Ck: "Caroline, please don't chew on your shirt."

Two minutes later.......

Ck: "Caroline, don't chew on your shirt."

Moments later.....

Ck: "Caroline, stop chewing on your shirt NOW!"

After being ignored AGAIN.....

Ck: "Caroline, if you don't stop chewing on your shirt, Momma won't let you wear pretty clothes."

Five minutes later I notice Caroline sitting on the couch with her head buried in her little hands. Pathetic, FAKE whimpering was heard.

Ck "Caroline, what's wrong?"

Caroline: *sniff sniff* "Care-a-wine want to wear pretty clothes!!!" *sniff sniff*

Melodrama. She's got it DOWN.